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Study Exposes Risks of Making Deals With The Swamp Witch
THE SWAMP— The Environmental Protection Agency issued a statement Tuesday afternoon warning Americans to avoid all swamps, marshland, and brackish water after dark, lest they fall victim to the charms of the malevolent Swamp Witch who rises each month from the bog by the light of the gibbous moon. Read more
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Fox News CEO Rupert Murdoch has change of heart, Steps Down to hunt Underprivileged
MURDOCH ISLAND – Twenty-seven years after founding Fox News, Rupert Murdoch decided this past Wednesday to officially pass on his position after a reflective pilgrimage made him realize his true passion in life: hunting the underprivileged. Read more
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9 Ways to Tell if Your Serving of Microwavable Ravioli Has Too Many Raviolis
1) Look at the palm of your hand. Read more
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Area Man Finds Purpose After Seeing Help, Let Me Out RN!
“What I saw there is impossible to describe. I mean, it really changed my life.” Lucky for the Chicago Area, HLMORN performs January 17th, 18th, 19th, and 20th at 8pm at the Annoyance Theater.” Read more
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Former NFL Wide Receiver Dies At 76 Just Like Everyone Else
“It really is a shame knowing that famous people who smash their head into the ground for millions of dollars each year are still mortal beings like the rest of us.” Read more
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 17— Sydney Breedlove on her experience talking to comedian Seth MacFarlane, creator of “Family Guy” and writer, director, and star of the “TED” franchise.
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